""America's worst airport""
"Great location, but the place is a dump. Warn down and way over due for a renovation."
"The frozen screwdriver is delicious!"
"Get the Pizza Extreme sauce. It's one of the best in Madison, hands down."
"Most people don't know this, but they have the best salads here! With homemade dressings!"
"Text "Octopus1" to 68255 and get a coupon to use on your car wash today!"