"I choose Marriott for the curly fries so I expect curly fries!"
"Came to Rainbow Bridge to find my dead kitty but only found a dead national park."
"Snap a photo then head to Goat Island to get away from the trashy."
"Try not to barf due to the stank or the cheesy everything."
"Frame your shot in advance so you can snap a shot quickly between wild kids climbing on and off Tesla"
"Make your own trail mix so you don't have to pick out the raisins!"