Jeff Mendoza

"Long check-in queues, rooms not even ready ya? Paid twice for beer, rude servants at breakfast area. Overrated, expensive, this pensive, I'll end it. Fuck it, my verdict: Canyon Cove is shit."

"The servers have nice Aprons... like Hardgraft x A Bathing Ape"

"When you order a chicken skin yakitori, ask for 2 slices of lemon"

"the ramen today smells like piss... but i ate it all anyway. im so sorry."

"I was offered a cheaper vodka than my first and was later asked my job, citizenship because the drink is expensive - prolly assumed I cant afford it. Shes nice and all but I think thats racist / rude."

"the bathroom smelled like a sewer. the ninja turtles will be happy to stay here."