"Great food, but these people couldn't run a lemonade stand. If you want to pick up takeout at 7pm, tell them to have it ready at 6pm. Seriously."
"Ignore the grumpy cashiers. Fun place for kids. A bit pricey, $32 for two adults and two kids. And the 19th hole is a scam."
"Free oil change! Just make yourself comfortable for the two hour wait. Make that 2.5 hour wait. And counting."
"The live music is amazing!"