"Awesome and powerful bible study on Tuesday nights...7pm, come out and be Blessed by the infallible Word of God..."
"Watch out for the dragonflies...simply put. DAMN GEORGIA!"
"Please shout when passing and turn down your headphones...a guy blading got hit this morning bcuz he was clueless to the posted trail rules. . ."
"Watch out for the crazy ass kids running buckwild...they were throwing crayons in old lady's clothes and hauling ass!"
"Great DJs on friday & saturday nights! Including myself..."
"Ask about donating your old professional clothes, great tax right-off"