"The iron isn't the only thing rock hard here ;-)"
"I lost my virginity on the Viper!!!"
"This is the worst tasting cupcake I've had to date. Serves me right for thinking a vegan and gluten free cupcake would not taste like cardboard."
"This is basically an outlet store. And they have outlet stores! I don't get it."
"Tip the lubers who come out for an extra special ride"
"Not even a flat screen."