"Though their tacos may be amazing, you must allot for at least half an hour for one tray to come. This establishment houses the slowest service I have ever had."
"Great service! Ask for Greg-he has the most soothing voice."
"Horrible Service... If you aren't an attractive female, expect complete and utter ignorance from them."
"The telescopes last for about 30 seconds...can you say, "RIP-OFF?""