"Ask me about the month's new and preowned incentives!! There are some great deals here and I'll be more than happy to help you all the way through!"
"A lot of homo-erotic activity takes place here...just wish they could keep the moaning to a minimum."
"Nice place to park whatever POS you may have."
"Chipotle cheese steak! Sooo good, prolly one of the best hot sandwiches!"