"There is a list of the fastest cashiers up front. Pick your checkout line based on this information and breeze our the door like a pro."
"Monday is seniors deal day."
"He wants you to bring him a hat."
"The Shaka Tuna should be on your bucket list."
"Watch out for human feces off the paths."
"Don't be a hand-wringing parent, but by all means, donate your time to the school."