Aaron Wittnebel

"Spooky... as in a Camp Crystal Lake kind of spooky."

"The old location was nicer. This is a fairly cheap and shabby job honoring our Vets."

"Men's clothing, Starbucks, Teas, Fruit Snacks, Movies,"

"If you need a secret getaway, House Pages & Sergeants strongly recommend the Minnesota Revisor of Statutes' Research Library on the top floor."

"The coffee is great. The staff is nice, but slow. The food doesn't really give you the bang for your buck. Eh, it's on the cursed corner, so it'll never last. Typically, it's always sitting empty."

"Beware the mannequin by the doorway, other than that it's a great place to do local research."