"Looking for a good read? Check out Goodnight iPad on the bookshelf. The programmer choice energy drink is Monster."
"Hannah is awesome! Check out her parents coffee cart at the Wednesday farmers market! Yay Lake Mills!"
"There is a lucky Rhinoceros named Cowboy in the men's room!"
"There are hooks for your belongings under the bar!"
"Opens in February! Worlds BEST Mac & Cheese!!"