"Stop by on Tuesday from 6:30-8:30 for the new Pokémon league!"
"Free coffee with your food, and a 10% student discount. Gratis Kaffee mit Essen und 10% Studentenrabatt."
"Play the Severance Game: don't step foot in Severance Hall until you've graduated. Then you win. Though if you're reading this, you've probably lost already."
"The BBQ chicken, beans, and rice are surprisingly good today. Get them with cilantro! (There's also a tofu version)"
"Go to a midnight Organ Pump. Rush to sit against the organ for the last song."