"Very cheap haircuts (for men at least!) and very good for the price too"
"Here to see Darren Criss, 5th July"
"Room's cheaper if you book on LateRooms.com and only 30 minutes away from the MEN Arena. Next door to KFC and McDonalds and an alright shopping complex. Oh - and the legendary Old Trafford!"
"If you only buy one double cheeseburger, you're an idiot. Two double cheeses are the future - hide your kids, eat some meat. QUADCHEESEBURGER ALL THE WAY!"
"Once you've left: Never come back."
"My trains doors wouldn't open even when we were on the platform. Missed my linking train. Then the substitute train I found jumped platforms and nobody told us?"