"Free Internet on 4 workstations setup, plus cable. great waiting room, fast service!"
"I left my keys on your nightstand, Maria. Please throwv them down!"
"I ended up here after drinking at Spin. I think the guy who took me home is straight."
"Pain and sorrow and gay love."
"Supporting Starbucks because they allow open carry of firearms in cities where it's legal."
"If a man touches your shoe from under the toilet stall, run immediately out and order a Lion's Den."