Abraham Lincoln

"The people that work here are noobs. Best to draw pictures of what you want if you wanna get your order right :p"

"The more you drink the prettier they get ;o"

"Don't leave without picking up a can of Welch's Grape soda! Nectar of the gods! <3"

"Wicked tricks might get you laid but wipeouts will make you go viral. FALL ON YO FACE!!! :D"

"This is either a salon or a human pigeon factory. Beware of feathers."

"Take this from a Floridian. Proper beach this is not :( palm trees evade me."