"The music is too loud for a hookah bar."
"Worst front office ever assembled, but Dr. Reader is great."
"Impressive sports memorabilia on the walls"
"Order the BI suite with a side of Professional Premium Support."
"Lunch catering here in very good. Excellent meats, breads, salads, cheeses, etc."
"Get a bagel with Nutella AND cream cheese. It's a brilliant combo. I sh*t you not."