George Aungier

"What are you fiddling with now?"

"Come here at lunchtime (12-2.30 Mon-Fri), they have a cheaper lunch menu that says the portions are smaller. But I honestly couldn't tell the difference."

"If you move in here, beware the landlord, Mr R Giles. The house is overpriced and undermaintained. Take photos of everything so that he can't take your deposit. And watch out for leaks/damp."

"Beware of the ravenous zombie hordes."