"Don't bother asking for their signature chicken on Superbowl Sunday unless you're willing to wait for hours. Save you fried chicken cravings for just about any other day!"
"The cheapest place in town for men's formalwear."
"This place has an enormous Chinese menu on the wall. Best appreciated by a Chinese reader or by the numbers. The proprietors are Taiwanese; try their Taiwanese specialties!"
"Best Chinese restaurant in Champaign-Urbana. Their most famous dishes are the crispy tofu 809 and three cup chicken 2250."
"$1/lb full dropoff service."
"Day old bag: $4, 4 pastries, all still nommy!"