"They are open for special events too!"
"Just for protesting, of course."
"Turn off your cell phone, these dishes are very sensitive to any EM."
"NAU currently offers over 70 degree, certificate, and endorsement programs - many of them available online. Programs are also available at the local level via campuses located throughout Arizona."
"The folks that work here are the nicest folks you will ever meet."
"Get the single patty special, then tell them you want to upgrade to chili-cheese fries. This is a meal big enough for two!"