"Service painfully slow. Wasn't even asked for drinks. Walked out after 20 minutes of being ignored and went to the Red Lion instead. Red Lion had a better atmosphere anyway."
"Don't bother eating here. 'Roast' chicken was boiled and dry as toast. Veg was cooked within an inch if it's life. Beer is okay though"
"Best Indian in Hemel Hempstead"
"Breakfast is chaotic. No eggs because they have run out, no knifes or forks because they're waiting for the dishwasher. No ketchup because they run out. No coffee because they forgot to fill it up."
"Service with a grimace."