"Several mislabeled cheese here. Don't label valdeon as cabrales. What if someone has a goat allergy and you don't label it as mixed milk?"
"Good thick ice coffee. Great place to be seen writing that next novel no one will read."
"A dollar in dimes and nickels will get you in. They don't count it."
"Oh man! Try a sample of huntsman, cotswald, and porter cheddar! Then try a real cheese"
"It takes these guys 3 weeks and 5 different doctors to fix a broken elbow"
"Best pizza in south philly"