"Take a tour, it's well worth it!"
"Be sure to stop by the animals on the way out. The baby lamb is adorable."
"Take a picnic lunch and have it just outside, looking over the vines."
"There is so much in this small store and most of it will leave you laughing for the rest of the day. Shakeweights, pajama jeans, bra baby, and many others."
"Watch out for the guy at the "Outdoor Travel" place. He's trying to sell you a bunch of timeshare crap. He's good at sucking people in."
"Everything is good here. You can't go wrong, plus you can ask for a sample if you're curious."