"best engraver in all of texas!"
"Herrings is the best place for all your jewelry repair needs. also does custom engraving that is second to none."
"watch out for me coming down the hill, I don't want to hit anybody, can't stop on a dime."
"Egg drop soup is the best Ive ever had, sushi is good too"
"Dont even try to use the wireless internet here, it doesnt work"
"Give the homeless man a dollar, get a free cookie!"