Adam Dobson

"Don't enter my room whilst I'm sleeping. I'll wake up, smash plates, and threaten to kill you."

"Berrocca's are available if required."

"Diane is fit"

"Toilet facilities are available."

"Piggy's bed is brilliant for a half hour nap, or a cheeky wank, whatever tickles your fancy."

"Watch out for a swinging left hook from the man himself as you enter. Don't worry, that's just how Rennision says hi."