"If you're flying out of terminal D or E, try the security lane at the international building. It's usually empty! Even for domestic flights."
"If Smokey is there, he makes a BOMB chaipuccino (on request, not on the menu)."
"Get a seat by the piano. And hang out with the piano man."
"Go to the 2nd floor Pagelime Office, get your picture taken with a lime. You will be rewarded with a free Vitamin Water of any flavor you choose (they have them all)."