"Floyd's is for kids that hate their dad."
"Come for the beer, stay for the bread, write home about the pupusas."
"Dot order the fish tacos unless you're into kid-sized portions. Upside: they make your hands look huge."
"Ellen g is a fake drive by mayor."
"Great blue house IPA, order the nooner schooner between 11 and 1!!"
"We were the youngest ppl here by 30 years. I think it's a weekend place."