"Doesn't take Amex. It's 2014. Total joke."
"All Han-Dee-Hugo's are garbage. Having a $5 credit card minimum in 2014 is a joke."
"The food is literally terrible. Awful."
"No one can tell, when you Autobell!"
"No hotdogs at the turn? Travesty."
"Out of plain bagels on. Sunday morning. Won't be back."