"Zach's dog is retarded and eats poop"
"Bring a working pcb for the arcade machine."
"Anything laura cooks is going to be delicious..."
"Clara has obviously been touched inappropriately. I would suggested you not let zach approach you from behind while visiting."
"Try any of the burgers!"
"Bring your own cards. They only have cards from 1980 that stick together and are missing corners. Also, bring your own toilet paper, theirs is sandpaper."