"Best premade dinners in the deli section, for when you're too tired to cook a real meal"
"Mmm try the dirty tots!"
"Steal the sign for me and profit!"
"The wireless here is as slow as dial-up. Hope you brought your wireless hotspot."
"The miso soup is delightful with yummy pieces of seaweed and tofu"
"If you don't have an appointment get here by 7:30am the line is bearable"