"The sushi buffet is a little sketch, but overall, this is the weirdest buffet in town. But good weird. Like something for everyone weird."
"Put Chick Fil A on top of a slice of cheese pizza. Like a boss."
"The vacated coffee shop is now a ghost town where "real" students go to learn."
"The coffee line is long, but only of worth it if you're three people back."
"The tall good looking intern is the best. He's like the mayor of Awesome."
"The appetizers are surprisingly good, though the kitchen shuts down after 10."