"The Salad Bowl is on the menu, but you won't see it on the displayed menu. It's healthy but secret!"
"Avoid the tea: it's a cup of hot water with a teabag on the side."
"There's no reliable cell signal inside; do your Foursquare checkin at ground level."
"The Chai Latte is cinnamon-flavoured and tasty."
"The ticket machines don't take banknotes larger than €20."
"Your tasty paleo-friendly option is Hamburger In A Bowl (hold the cheese) with Sweet Potato Fries."