"The pizza actually isn't that bad... Sometimes."
"Busiest gas station in Rock Hill! Snag a pump while you can, raising one solitary fist in silent praise to the Gas Gods. Or pump one up with Jersey Shorish fury. Your choice."
"Get a mint-raspberry mocha frapp. Tell them it's called a Red Rock!"
"Free shows to CofC students throughout Fall and Spring semesters - courtesy of Centerstage!"
"One of the few places in Charleston that has Dr. Pepper... Get it while you can!"
"Quidditch behind the Library at 6:30 on Wednesdays? What the heck?"