"Best people ever live here: a beautiful, smart, and very sweet girl & her talented musician of a boyfriend."
"Lots of plants. Lots of fish. 2 cats. 1 dog. Duh"
"Lindy really loves amputees. When you come to her house, tuck your arms under your shirt. She'll love it."
"Texas Heat is to die for!!!"
"Make sure you go early. This store fills up quick!"