"Dont pick behind the yellow tape or esle the apple nazi's will get you"
"The trash cans usually have good eats in there after 2PM"
"Im here every morning at 5am..come get sum (2 pointers allowed and no goal tending rule)"
"Things are looking up for our team! Lets keep growing on and off the field"
"The place has been around since the stone age. They're doing something right"
"Met my 3rd ex wife here. Stay away for expensive booze and cheap women"