"Do not lose your copy of the immigration form. U will need it when.returning home. 295 Pecos and lots of hassle if you lose it."
"Roll your windows up before driving into the car wash.lol"
"Don't wear smelly sweat suits made out of trash bags...they stink!"
"dont bring Mickey D's into the fitness center! #EpicFail"
"There is a okra shortage."
"They sell Cinnabons inside."