"No need to make a fucking appointment, apparently the damn doctors can't tell time any fucking way!"
"Don't piss off the cook!"
"It doesn't hurt to speak or smile, you never know how u may change someone's day""
"If your a real man get up and give your seat to the elderly and pregnant!"
"Allow your bed to caress ya body!"
"Make sure they don't smell ya outside goodies at the door!"