Aimee Brock

"Be on the lookout for a non-movie quality Chewbacca just, like, hanging out and stuff."

"Beware of the goofy bastard with the invisible dog leash."

"If you're lucky, you can catch Robert de Niro humping random household items!"

"Beware the farting ghosts."

"I'm 86% certain that I'm not the one cropdusting the treadmills."

"Say hello to the fat asshole squirrels."