"Fast service but frequent problems with beggars harassing people in drive-thru."
"Stop in Saturday or Sunday mornings for all the English Premier League action"
"Try the Mules, they will change your life"
"Smoothie King closes at 6 on Sunday nights? WTF?!"
"Don't even bother trying to steal the grill, but make sure to try the cheesecake"
"It's actually called Core Clay now, and they have some awesome stuff"