"You will need a personal heater 365 days a year."
"If you love watching your train pass you by without stopping, this is the place to be."
"If you try to skip the fare by sticking your arm through and opening the gate at 77th, the cops will be waiting for you either on the platform or behind that storage room door. Don't do it."
"If it's after 11pm and the announcement says "Brooklyn bound express train now arriving" it's almost always wrong."
"The squirrels here are evil and one of then growled at me."