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"awesome music from when i grew up. cheap strong drinks. hot bartenders and tons of fun. continuing where Paradigm left off. frat-tastic."
"Don't punch windows, play a drinking game, and if you make out with someone you better have enough for the rest of the class!"
"Great staff. Good old fashioned Irish pub. Best place to watch soccer. Up to your knickers in whiskey! Come on down!"
"Ask the owners about their annual Gay Brunch! Best deal in town!"
"While you're here, why don't you help a brother out and change Camryn's diaper!"