Andrew Twaits

"Avoid the coffee in the downstairs bar. Possibly the worst in Melbourne. At any price. But $3.80 is just taking the p1ss."

"Check your gate number before exiting the Qantas Club because there are barely any screens in the gate lounge, and nothing at each gate."

"Great spot for beers on a sunny afternoon, particularly if you're trying to get over the mental anguish of an earlier round of mini golf."

"Bring a jacket on the walk when there's a southerly blowing."

"They accept single night bookings."

"Closes at 1.00 pm on a Saturday."