"Pick Athen's Spring for your drinking water needs than Joyance. Faster service and polite delivery boys."
"Wintermelon Milt Tea tastes like ordinary milk tea. No winter, no melon. Not a single taste of wintermelon."
"Hot and humid inside. Prepare for sweat while eating even during rainy days! Wew!"
"Pair up your lugaw or goto with Tokwa't Baboy."
"Do not attempt to pass by the basketball court in Phase 1 at wee hours. Drug addicts roam the place."
"Accomodating staff and free cold beverages! Cheaper than buying at the mall!"