Al Natanagara

"Get the wristbands for the kids. It makes your time at the zoo go by with less hassle."

"As a transplanted New Yorker, I give this place five $#*!€ stars."

"Waited two hours for our meal. It was good, but after eating my left foot, I wasn't so hungry any more."

"I'm told by a pharmacist friend that CVS will not discount ANY meds. Go to a chain dept. store for many cheap generics."

"Remember: Extra ümlauts cost more."

"Do NOT make fun of the pœplï people."