"Soon to be taken over by @UAQuidditch!"
"The slide is waxed every month. It's SUPER fast!"
"Wanna see some great athletes! Stop by and watch intramural/club sports action!"
"Our most well-known secret! The Aquatic Center is open and free for full-time students! Just bring your ACT card. There is a weight room, pools, group x classes, and more!"
"We are busiest between 2PM-8PM, so come by early or late to make your workout great!"