"Service sucks..be prepared to wait"
"Try the new wine bar, its awesome!"
"Glad to see Freebirds made it up to the northside. Their burritos dominate the wannabees"
"Bring ur tetherable device. WiFi is a gimmic. Super duper slow internet access. Bring ur coffin if u need to use it."
"Carolyn is awesome. Check out the great job she did with my wife :-)"
"Austin and Keaton will make you the best latte this side of the Mississippi :-)"