"Girl working the drive thru is severely lacking in cognitive skills"
"Holy crap, this place is STUPID busy. Don't come here on a Sunday night!"
"Watch your repair bill carefully. These guys are a little fishy."
"Old song list that hasn't been updated in years. Even older, crotchety manager who thinks she's hot. Never get to sing if they don't like you. Believe me, you'd rather be at the Canary Roost!"