"Alan is cool. Give him money."
"This is a real place? Fuck the jackass that created this. Fucking tool."
"If you don't eat here you don't deserve to live."
"That guy is a real dick, this hotel is super nice and clean and has a great early riser continental breakfast. My friend only got one spider bite. I'll be back for sure."
"This place is full of idiots. Mainly this one server named Rahsi."