"Food took forever to arrive and was dry and tasteless - even though I ordered extra hot. Won't be coming back."
"Lovely staff, but VERY small portions."
"Get the chicken burger with cheese"
"Careful. The wine is ridonkulously expensive. Nice pint of Waggledance though."
"Go Extra Hot or go home."
"Thursday night is Banquet Night - five courses for a tenner!!!"