"Been here for 52min and have only been served 2 rolls. Keep in mind there's a 60min time limit to your 'All You Can Eat' order.."
"Pepino raspados are lit!"
"Yellow curry is the bees-knees!"
"Patch Figueroa ain't lyin'. Waitresses here have phenomenal breasts!"
"Taste just like your tio's grillin'!"
"Nuez and rompope raspados are the bees-knees."