"Check out the displays of historical items and talk with Steve in the Heritage Room. A gifted storyteller about Portage, Kazoo & WWII."
"If dropping off after hours a hint: the key drop box may or may not be the unmarked, hidden slot on the side of the hertz gold building. (that was my guess)"
"Pop your bagel in the toaster right when you come in. Find a seat, grab a drink, and your bagel will be ready! Perfect!"
"Ask for a Boz-mopolitan. Only here. Only from Jeffrey. Only if he likes you & you're really, really Lucky."
"Hahahaha!! No tip (pardon the pun) -but laughing my butt off at these!! And congrats to the mayor. Seems you should get Something for that honor..."
"If there are lines at the first ticket station go onto the platform for more..."